Maggie is the mascot for Team RenCom. She's a white bitch - who can type.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010:
So, yeah, it's been a while since I've been on here. I'm a dog - get off my balls. My mom took me to the groomer yesterday, and now I don't have hair where I used to have hair. Pisses me off. The lady at the salon tried to clip my nails, so I pooped on her. I don't like having my nails clipped - the pooping was just a spur-of-the-moment idea ... executed well. Gold medal-style. I dunno - if pressed, I'd have to admit that I do smell better. My poot itches. Naptime.
Saturday, April 17, 2010:
Balls. My mom had me shaved down for the summer. It makes my nether-regions itch. I wanna lick it so badly, but then she says, "No licky licky." But, she's gotta leave the room at some point. Time is on my side.
Sunday, March 28, 2010:
Dug a hole today. That was fun. I had a bath last night, and my mom was going to take me to the dog park, but she thought I'd get too dirty there. So, we stayed home and I dug a hole. More like a tunnel. I was ambitious and, as it turns out, a lot dirtier than if we had gone to the dog park. That'll teach her.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - St. Patrick's Day:
Had a pretty good day. Pooped. I don't mean I'm tired, I mean I pooped. Wearing my green t-shirt. Chased some squirrels. Watched CSPAN. I'm concerned that health care legislation may not pass. Got a belly rub. Pooped some more. It was a good St. Patrick's Day. Hope yours was, too!
Sunday, March 14, 2010:
Today, I ate rabbit poop. It wasn't as delicious as I had anticipated. I was expecting a sort of chocolatey flavor, like what I imagine that Cadbury bunny leaves behind. This wasn't like that. This tasted like crap. And, not in the good way.
