There is this device available on the Interwebs now called "Twitter" that is about as addictive to the funnies among us looking for a laugh as a ball of rock snorty-snorty is to Charlie Sheen. It's another avenue on which the laughers can exercise and showcase their comedic chops - and, all at the very affordable price of zero cost to us. Hooray for technology!
Here is a list of five people on Twitter who always make this dirty bird chuckle - you can just click on their names and it'll take you to their Twitter accounts, you lazy assholes:
Yeah - they're vagina-carrying ladies. What can I say, fellas? Step up yo' game - except you, @robdelaney ... not only are you as funny as these ladies, you're as pretty, too!
Anyway, check out those Twittizens pronto - be careful ... you might laugh so hard you pop a lung.